“Except maybe when you're fucking Joe Football, you never get confused and think you're actually fucking a Saints player.~Armand”

“Princess?""You do get this kind of bossy, don't-fuck-with-my-tiara attitude when you're pissed.”

“Don't kill me—you fucking cunt.Hot tip. If you're trying to get someone to not kill you, avoid calling him a fucking cunt.”

“I wish you and Travis would just get your shit together! You're a goddamn tornado! When you're happy, it's love and peace and butterflies. When you're pissed, you take the whole fucking world down with you!”

“Mr. Charles Darwin, who looked a bit like God which is interesting, wrote a book called You're a Fucking Monkey, Mate. He played around with the title for a while: We're All Fucking Monkeys; You're a Fucking Monkey, Mate; Get Out of My Face, You Fucking Monkey. And he ended up with On The Origin of Species.”

“Also: do not fuck with someone until you know exactly who the fuck you're fucking with.And then don't do it.”