“I've decided Mom's boyfriends are a lot like U.S. Presidents. You keep thinking they can't get any worse. And then she comes up with a Lance Wescott.”
“Mom and Dad had a lot to answer for, she decided. She couldn’t even be rude to evilvampires who’d caged her boyfriend and were preparing to roast him alive.”
“Just when you think it can't get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can't get any better, it can.”
“Just when you think it can't get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can't get any better, it can...”
“If you think things can't get any worse, you have no imagination.”
“If you think things can't get any worse, you have no imagination and no sense of history.”