“Be a Cunt or Be the Cunt”

“You fucking knew that fucking cunt would fuck some cunt.”

“A female is essentially a cunt, the pure purpose of the female is cunt, but a woman, a wife, is a cunt with a mouth, a man has to reckon with. It's a sobering fact: you start off with a cunt, you wind up with mouth. You wind up with your widow-to-be.”

“Bitch.""Slut.""Whore.""Cunt."I kicked Joyce in the shin. I draw the line at cunt.”

“Piece of cunt.”

“You can forgive a young cunt anything. A young cunt doesn't have to have brains. They're better without brains. But an old cunt, even if she's brilliant, even if she's the most charming woman in the world, nothing makes any difference. A young cunt is an investment; an old cunt is a dead loss. All they can do for you is buy you things. But that doesn't put meat on their arms or juice between their legs.”