“I'm not a dog”
“I'm like those placid dogs a family buys when the dog they choose first is too high strung. I'm the pet's pet.”
“Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. ”
“I'm really sorry I ate your dog.”
“Maybe I'm no longer a dog, but I can still bite!”
“I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. ”