“I usually wouldn't be this close to you without a tetnus shot.”

“Fuck you,” Tinsley shot back, but it was one of those friendly fuck-yous that you can only say to people you love.”

“Taste of metal on my tongue. Poison the color of envy-I'm delirious, you're delicious, I'm deluded and delusional.I'm lost without you. I need you.”

“Sometimes a b.f.f makes you go W.T.F but without them we'd all be a little less richer in our lives .”

“It was so typical. Whenever Blair did anything nice for someone else, she usually regretted it.Which kind of explained why she was such a bitch most of the time.”

“It really kind of sucked to be close to someone for so long and then suddenly not be anything anymore.”

“I'll tell you what I think. I think you need to stay indoors reading more books!”