“So Mr.Bass why do you think you should become an Usher?" asked the interviewer.Chuck smiled.Because I'm Chuck Bass.”

“I'm Chuck Bass.”

“RyanReynolds: You and Kara, huh? So that’s why we’ve never hooked up!BrettMesserschmidt: No. That would be because I hate you. :)RyanReynolds: Oh.”

“She was doing that thing some people do when they act nice and chipper and interested, while just below the surface they’re thinking really mean thoughts, and you can never call them on it because they’d just accuse you of being paranoid.”

“Taste of metal on my tongue. Poison the color of envy-I'm delirious, you're delicious, I'm deluded and delusional.I'm lost without you. I need you.”

“I'll tell you what I think. I think you need to stay indoors reading more books!”

“You know when you see a gorgeous boy on the street and you say to your friend, "Look at him!" and then your friend makes a face like, ugly? We all have such totally varied tastes that someone is going to look at you and think, yum-yum dee-lish, no matter what you think you look like. You just have to learn to see what they see. ”