“You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!”
“Max?” “Hmm?” “Will I have to use a litter box?” “Emma!”
“You know your cat is fucking with you when she poops in the litter box and somehow manages to miss the litter.”
“Will I have to use a litter box?"--Emma to Max after he just explained she'll be turning into a puma shifterThe Wallflower (Halle Pumas Book 1)”
“You sniffed her ass, didn’t you?”Conall didn’t even bother hiding his grin.”
“Such a better world it would be if we all had the morals of a Golden Retriever; butt sniffing notwithstanding.”