“I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the words 'you guys'.”
“It's a miracle I was able to get out of the house today. It's a miracle I'm even wearing pants, a double miracle I remembered to wear shoes.”
“The mosquitos are so big they eat you alive wear your shoes.”
“Sparrows and cats will live in my shoe,Sooner than I will live with you.Fish will come walking out of the sea,Sooner than you will come back to me.”
“Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either.”
“Disciples and devotees…what are most of them doing? Worshipping the teapot instead of drinking the tea!”