“Coffee leads to cigarettes leads to cocaine and crystal methamphetamine.”
“It was the hardest boyfriend I ever had to break up with [referring to crystal methamphetamines]”
“FACT 450: Ecstasy is often used in conjunction with other drugs such as marijuana, methamphetamine, cocaine, ketamine, and other drugs, making it even more dangerous.Drugs: they're not a salad bar.”
“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”
“People are always doing studies. Now there's one that says drinking coffee can lead to the prevention of memory loss in old age. This is terrible news. Drinking coffee is my greatest pleasure in life. That, and forgetting.”
“Lead is to lead as follow is to follow. And lead is to lead as a type of metal is to a type of metal. Which brings me to my point: To love is to lead with your heart, while allowing your ego to sink like lead. ”