“There's no taking trout with dry breeches.”
“Trout made into fish cakes is still trout.”
“He told Trout about people he'd heard of in the area who grabbed live copperheads and rattlesnakes during church services, to show how much they believed that Jesus would protect them."Takes all kinds of people to make up a world," said Trout.”
“There was a trout.”
“Renee: “Trout, get your mind out of the gutter.”Trout: “Can’t help it—it’s attached to my body.”
“There are four ways to manage stress. There's drugs, there's alcohol, there's sex, and there's doughnuts. I go with sex and doughnuts. I tried the other two and it wasn't any good. You being in a dry spell, you might have to rely on doughnuts.”