“If it wasn't for me, I'd do brilliantly.”

“El día peor empleado es aquél en que no se ha reído”

“One can be certain that every generally held idea, every received notion, will be an idiocy, because it has been able to appeal to a majority.”

“Public opinion is the worst of all opinions.”

“If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.”

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”