“I'm often asked which author I am most inspired by, but I'm inspired by all authors. It takes a great deal of courage to pour your onto paper and watch silently as the world judges it loudly.”

“Hope is the most evil of all emotions”

“Yep, that's me, making all of America uncomfortable one person at a time”

“If I never received a bad review then I wouldn't be a real writer, but I much prefer the good ones”

“Maybe I could interest you in a Vodka sour instead. It causes the same effects as having a husband. First you get a rush of euphoria only to be replaced by regret in the morning.”

“Why can't life be like the movies where where the women faint when they get overwhelmed?”

“Why couldn't life be like the movies where the women faint when they get overwhelmed?”