“Why couldn't life be like the movies where the women faint when they get overwhelmed?”

“Why can't life be like the movies where where the women faint when they get overwhelmed?”

“How foolish we can be in life when driven by righteousness”

“Maybe I could interest you in a Vodka sour instead. It causes the same effects as having a husband. First you get a rush of euphoria only to be replaced by regret in the morning.”

“None of us are truly good. There are those of us that want to be good, and maybe even try to be, but life will not allow you to be”

“If I never received a bad review then I wouldn't be a real writer, but I much prefer the good ones”

“I'm often asked which author I am most inspired by, but I'm inspired by all authors. It takes a great deal of courage to pour your onto paper and watch silently as the world judges it loudly.”