“Yep, that's me, making all of America uncomfortable one person at a time”

“Hope is the most evil of all emotions”

“If I never received a bad review then I wouldn't be a real writer, but I much prefer the good ones”

“It wasn't a conscious decision nor was it only one bad choice that led him here. It was anger, pure unadulterated fury”

“I'm often asked which author I am most inspired by, but I'm inspired by all authors. It takes a great deal of courage to pour your onto paper and watch silently as the world judges it loudly.”

“Why can't life be like the movies where where the women faint when they get overwhelmed?”

“Why couldn't life be like the movies where the women faint when they get overwhelmed?”