“It's truly amazing what a good screw can do for your outlook, I thought.”
“It was somehow degrading, craving someone so... voraciously - another good calendar word - just because he was physically beautiful. I hadn't thought that was something women did, either.”
“I held on to my better nature by my fingernails but I held on.”
“If I have to choose between you and me - I like me better.”
“He looked like he'd just seen the Ghost of You Better Shut Your Mouth...”
“You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.”