“But in my book, it was basically bad taste to stare at someone's assets, no matter how much on display they were.”
“No matter how much you keep encouraging someone who is blindfolded to stare through the cloth, he still won’t see a thing.".”
“My penis, when inflated, does not qualify as a flotation device, no matter how much it tastes like the navy.”
“No matter how much you know, your destiny depends on the Wisdom, Knowledge and Understanding you display.”
“It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.”
“There are those who hold that to quibble over matters of taste in the basic necessities of life is an extravagance”