“I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.”

“I’d often thought being a Christian meant by definition being a bad one, since nothing is more difficult than Christianity, so I was more or less used to that feeling.”

“Pam said, "Sookie, I brought you something, too. I never thought I'd want to spend time with a human, but you're more tolerable than most ...”

“Trees had died to make these forms, and that seemed a great pity to me.”

“There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger.”

“When I thought of the ferocity and strength of the fairy race, and the fact that it took all I had to open the damn blister pack and extricate the water pistols, my chosen method of defense seemed ludicrous. I'd be armed with a plastic water pistol and a trowel.”

“This woman has been mine, and she will be mine' he said, in tones so definite I thought about checking my rear end for a brand”