“It's a sad comment on humans that none of them are tolerable to one who can read their minds”

“Pam said, "Sookie, I brought you something, too. I never thought I'd want to spend time with a human, but you're more tolerable than most ...”

“I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.”

“Arelene's middle name was tolerance, mostly because she was too easygoing to take a moral stance.”

“It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body.”

“For awhile I taped soap operas and watched them at night when I thought I might be forgetting what it was like to be human. After a while I stopped, because from the examples I saw on those shows, forgetting humanity was a good thing.”

“Most humans were on one big island, to the fairies, and that island was adrift on a sea called I Totally Don’t Care.”