“Jason's favorite person in the entire universe was Jason Stackhouse.”
“What's the dog called?"Jason asked. "Feraclestinius Androbrelium Pathershin the Seventh." "No, I meant his entire name.”
“Jason Vanderholt is off the market.""I wasn't ever for sale," muttered Jason.”
“Jason talking about Michael - "Don't do me any favors, Glass Ass," Jason snapped.”
“You look wonderful", Jason said."No compliments, Jason. I'm uncomfortable enough in the lingerie.""Then by all means take it off.”
“The best part of Jason was you!”