“Lies will come back to bite you in the butt”

“It's funny how life goes merrily along and then, boom, the past comes back and bites you in the butt.”

“Mom raised us to believe that every lie puts something out there in the world that's inevitably going to come back and bite you in the petunia.”

“Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette butt, or a chocolate chip cookie or a five second orgasm. You come, you smoke the butt you eat the cookie you go to sleep wake up and go back to fucking work the next morning, THAT'S IT! End of fucking list! ”

“There may come a time when you will wish you had never tasted the fruit from the tree of knowledge. There may even come a time when you will lie about who took the first bite.”

“Karma is quite a resilient fellow. No matter what...he'll come back time after time and bite you right back in your assets!:)Timothy Pina”