“Lots of kids in our neck of the woods call their grandfathers "Papaw”

“The woods call to us with a hundred voices, but the sea has one only — a mighty voice that drowns our souls in its majestic music. The woods are human, but the sea is of the company of the archangels.”

“Our descent, then, is the origin of our evil passions!! The devil under form of Baboon is our grandfather. ”

“God has certainly not called us to throw our brains out the window as an appropriate response to His Grace".R. Alan Woods [2012]”

“The voice belonged to Mr. Pzyrbovich, an algebra teacher who was always called Mr. P, for obvious reasons. He has a heavy accent, which a lot of kids said made him hard to understand, although to be fair some of these kids would have never understood algebra anyway.”

“They called him John Storm: John after his grandfather, but Storm after his father and his mother.”