“My bullshit metre is reading that as false'.”
“My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.”
“Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?""I killed a chicken. And I cooked it.""Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false."-Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse”
“It's a piece of piss. You know what I do? I just get up and read the paper. Then people ask questions, and I just bullshit. Actively bullshit, as opposed to passively. That's the best bit. Just bullshitting. Piece of utter piss.”
“As long as one person reads the bullshit I put on paper, and likes it, i'll keep writing.”
“There wasn't a lot of bullshit in my heaven.”