“Pam: "Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole?”

“Love them to death. Sookie to Pam”

“She's a whore, that one, Pam said.”

“Pam. Listen.''The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.''Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.''Fuck a zombie!'- Sookie & Pam, Dead in the Family, Charlaine Harris”

“Sookie: Is Eric around?"Pam: "He is enthralling the vermin,”

“Oh come on Pam, they're funny. They're like humans but miniature...tea cup humans!”

“I didn't know what to think about first: me seeing Claude naked, Claude seeing me naked, or the whole fact that we were related and naked in the same room.(Sookie Stackhouse, Dead in the Family)”