“Pam: "Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole?”
“Issues are like assholes, we've all got one," Pam snipped.”
“Pam's father had been diagnosed with rectal cancer. It didn't surprise me. Put a bunch of white assholes together and you're going to find that going around.”
“This could be the start of a beautiful friendship." - Claude Rains to Humphrey Bogart - Casablanca”
“He's a full grown man of a certain age - of which I now know - and a mouthwatering one at that.”
“Love them to death. Sookie to Pam”