“That's just not right," Sam muttered. "Claude needs to keep his pants on.”

“Pam: "Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole?”

“I didn't know what to think about first: me seeing Claude naked, Claude seeing me naked, or the whole fact that we were related and naked in the same room.(Sookie Stackhouse, Dead in the Family)”

“As far as I could tell, Claude's benefit to the world was strictly as a decoration.-Sookie”

“how shall we go about this?" Dermot asked. He was blond and Claude was dark; the looked like gorgeous bookends.”

“You got no right being in my head. That's..trespassing”

“I could just envision Sam imagining that I wanted him to go out to the lake with me, only to be confronted by Jannalynn and whatever she thought of as a romantic dinner -- live rabbits they could chase together, maybe.”