“There was nothing civilized about sex with Eric.”
“Eric was usually pretty Anglo-Saxon about sex.”
“I was so sleepy (and sore) that another bout of sex was out of the question, unless Eric had suddenly developed an interest in necrophilia.”
“All right," I said. "But from now on, every time you show me a dead body, I'm having sex with Eric.”
“Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.”
“I support same-sex civil unions and I believe no should be denied their rights”