“You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.”
“I am a vampire," I say softly. "And you have pissed me off.”
“You saying God vain? I ast.Naw, she say. Not vain, just wanting to share a good thing. I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it.”
“After all, what doesn't kill you... just really pisses you off.”
“You don't know if he's pissed or just laughing at you.”
“Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off.”