“Fine, but if he breaks your heart, just know I have the jeeps tank filled and ready to turn a greeseball into road kill.”

“Love is love. It doesn't matter if your a girl and a guy, two girls or two guys for love is universal.”

“Kill your darlings, kill your darlings, even when it breaks your egocentric little scribbler’s heart, kill your darlings.”

“I do not kill with my gun;He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.I kill with my heart.”

“I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.”

“She put a hand on his hip and turned him to her. "But things could go wrong, so i want to tell you something while it's just the two of us, Eddie. I want to tell you how much I love you." She spoke simply, with no drama.I know you do," he said, "but I'll be damned if I know why."Because you made me feel whole," she said. "When I was younger, I used to vacillate between thinking love was this great and glorious mystery and thinking it was just something a bunch of Hollywood move producers made up to sell more tickets in the Depression, when Dish Night kind of played out."Eddie laughed. Now I think that all of us are born with a hole in our hearts, and we go around looking for the person who can fill it. You...Eddie, you fill me up.”

“Hearts can break. Yes, hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't.”