“Love is love. It doesn't matter if your a girl and a guy, two girls or two guys for love is universal.”

“Fine, but if he breaks your heart, just know I have the jeeps tank filled and ready to turn a greeseball into road kill.”

“Remember how last year there were two more girls than guys and I had to be on the guys' side and dance with all the girls?That was a lot of fun. I love being tall.”

“When a girl cries over a guy,she really loves him.when a guy cries over a girl ,he will never love another girl like her.”

“Some guys touch the girls they love. Others touch the girls they use. The worst touch girls they hurt.”

“If there is love, smallpox scars are as pretty as dimples. I'll love your face no matter what it looks like. Because it's yours.”

“Anything for my two girls.” David had loved saying “two girls.”