“...and the rest is taxidery. --Morticia Addams (The Addams Family”

“To live without you, only that would be torture.""A day alone, only that would be death.”

“Look at her -- I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way -- what bliss.”

“It's hard to say. Sometimes people have had terrible childhoods. And sometimes they just haven't found their special place in life. And sometimes they're dogs from hell and must be destroyed.”

“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.”

“Man, y'all make the Addams family look like Ozzie and Harriet."(Annie)”

“The essence of immorality is the tendency to make an exception of myself.”