“it helps that in michigan everyone goes inside from november through april. but from may until october they are outside, on display, and all of a sudden if you are single, you have a window to heaven and no way at all to get in.”
“December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February.”
“October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.”
“To all good men of reason, may they never thirst. (From "Heaven Help The Devil").”
“Find the Key ! Find the Key ! If you want to open the Doors of Heaven ! Without which, you can at best, look from outside, like the pauper looking in through the window at your food when hungry. Find the Key !”
“The only place outside Heaven where you can be perfectly safe from all the dangers and perturbations of love is Hell.”