“and if I have any advice to give to anybody it’s this: take up watercolor painting.”
“according to my figures I've only had 2500 pieces of ass but I've watched 12500 horse races, and if I have any advice to anybody, it's this: take up watercolor painting.”
“My advice is don’t take advice from anybody. This is good advice, and as such, it’s bad advice.”
“For someone so conflicted, who am I to give advice to anybody? It’s such a funny, grandiose idea”
“Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk.”
“If London is a watercolor, New York is an oil painting.”