“Banion wondered which was worse - being sodomized by aliens, or having to sit through two hours of Charles Ives.”

“Mary Kay would come home after being two hours late and sit in her car for a half hour and go through mail and papers, and I'd be just sitting there waiting to go home. After the kids were sleeping... I was just sitting there. She would irritate me.~Angie”

“I can't decide which is worse, no electricity or unreliable electricity.I wonder if I'll ever have to decide which is worse, life as we're living or no life at all.”

“I wonder if I'll ever have to decide which is worse, life as we're living or no life at all.”

“The phrase 'sodomized by a bratwurst poltergeist' suddenly flew through my mind.”

“Clifford, except for Phoebe's more active instigation, would ordinarily have yielded to the torpor which had crept through all his modes of being, and which sluggishly counselled him to sit in his morning chair, till eventide.”