“God damn the geraniums! ...It was like trying to screw during an aerial attack.”
“I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.”
“... you're either gonna let them fulfill their destiny and bloom, or, more likely, you're gonna screw it all up and damn them to the depths.”
“Trying to make someone love you is like trying to climb uphill during an avalanche.”
“Well, I love geraniums, and anybody who does not love geraniums must obviously be a depraved and loathsome person.”
“Don't waste hate on pink geranium.”