“Great art is horseshit, buy tacos.”

“great writers are indecent peoplethey live unfairlysaving the best part for paper.good human beings save the worldso that bastards like me can keep creating art,become immortal.if you read this after I am deadit means I made it.”

“To create art means to be crazy aloneforever.”

“Any asshole can chase a skirt, art takes discipline.”

“To do a dull thing with style-now that's what I call art. ”

“I could read the great books but the great books don't interest me.”

“Sometimes you have to take the whole concept of Art and throw it out on its whore ass.”