“He had long nostril hairs, powerfully intimidating, like an unscheduled nightmare.”
“Dr. Philbosian smelled like an old couch, of hair oil and spilled soup, of unscheduled naps.”
“Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and—oh." Okay. Maybe she had a point.”
“He had a long thin nose, a moustache like flock wallpaper, sparse, carefully combed hair, and the complexion of a Hovis loaf.”
“His nostrils flared, he was breathing like a picadored bull.”
“Today is declared an unscheduled holiday.”