“I just let it roll. Like a hot turd down a hill.”
“It's like a boulder rolling down a hill - you can watch it and talk about it and scream and say Shit! but you can't stop it. It's just a question of where it's going to go.”
“Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.”
“It weighed down on me like a rucksack filled with dog turds.”
“Let justice roll down like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream.”
“But just let me tell you something, son, a woman's love is like the morning dew, it's just as apt to settle on a horse turd as it is on a rose. So you better just get over it.”