“I walk into the kitchen, look at the typer down there on the floor. It's a dirty floor. It's a dirty typer that types dirty stories”
“some trillions of years ago a sloppy, dirty giant flicked grease from his fingers. One of those gobs of grease is our universe on its way to the floor. Splat!”
“Look, it's not you. It's me, and my inability to dig dirty dudes.”
“I'll be as dirty as I please, and I like to be dirty, and I will be dirty!”
“-Do you think it's dirty money?-All money is dirty. If it were clean nobody would want it.”
“This isn't dirty, it's just the way I say it.”