“My ambition is handicapped by laziness”
“I have two masters: laziness and ambition. Laziness is muscular, and ambition is brainy. When the two masters fight it out, guess who wins? That’s right, the slaves do.”
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.”
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not being smart enough to be lazy.”
“I'm a pessimist if I'm not careful, a feminist, a Black,...an oil-and-water combination of ambition, laziness, insecurity, certainty, and drive.”
“My handyman is handicapped and oh so handsome, because he’s my clone.”