“my beerdrunk soul is sadder than all the dead christmas trees of the world.”
“There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”
“The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!”
“Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead.”
“You have more balls than a Christmas tree.”
“Tell me, is the rose nakedor is that her only dress?Why do trees concealthe splendor of their roots?Who hears the regretsof the thieving automobile?Is there anything in the world sadder than a train standing in the rain?”