“The day is not over yet. You may still meet with Providence, who never gets up before noon.”
“Don't listen to people telling you that getting up early is best. René Descartes is one of history's most important philosophers, but he rarely got out of bed before noon - and when he started getting up early for a new job as a private tutor, it caused him to catch pneumonia and die.”
“As far as I can tell, they never get up before noon unless there's some sort of national emergency, like my leg hair.”
“Daybreak is a never-ending glory; getting out of bed is a never ending nuisance.”
“I think Saturday may be Latin for "stay in pajamas til noon then eventually motivate yourself to shower and get ready for bed that night.”