“News travels fast in places where nothing much ever happens.”
“Describing Endora is like dancing to no music. It's a town where nothing much ever happens, and nothing much ever will.”
“Hawai'i is not truly the idyllic paradise of popular songs--islands of love and tranquility, where nothing bad ever happens. It was and is a place where people work and struggle, live and die, as they do the world over.”
“Nothing in fine print is ever good news.”
“Everything you see is based on fact of a event thats already happen, Even light only travels so fast.”
“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”