“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.”
Charles Bukowski
Factotum
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“Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.”
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