“people run from rain butsitin bathtubs full ofwater.”
“Rain Valley newcomers pretty much fell into two groups: people running away from something and people running away from everything.”
“I've never understood why people run to get out of the rain in the summertime... People will drive miles and miles to go jump in a cool swimming hole, but when it rains, they scatter.”
“Got a head full of lightning, a hat full of rain.”
“Rain is a nudist’s shower, and I want a bathtub the size of a lake. Then we could make love like your parents did that one time, nine months before your birth.”
“Just the way it never rains when you have an umbrella, you'll never run into people if you look fantastic. But go outside in pajamas, and you'll run into every ex you have.”