“Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.”
“Show me a woman who is prouder of her clean kitchen than of her collection of lingerie and I'll show you a woman with enlarged pores.”
“Show me a man who has no interest in his own good, and I'll show you a man who is not in touch with his own humanity."~R. Alan Woods [2013]”
“Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.”
“Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past.”
“Kid, show me a man who doesn't go down on his wife and I'll show you a man whose wife I can sleep with, tonight.”