“Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.”
“Well, there's two kinds of peeing...There's regular peeing, because you have to pee. And then there's auxiliary competitive peeing. For acquiring empire. I'm all about the real estate.”
“Just because you have stopped sinking doesn't mean you're not still underwater.”
“Sometimes grace works like water wings when you feel you are sinking.”
“Cat pee isn't a bad smell if you have a cat that you love.”
“You can watch me pee! It's okay! Here look, I'm peeing! I'm peeing! You can stop uprooting yourself.”