“....I do not want you to believe any of this because it is all crap, but it is the crap in which the piles of our psuedo-European culture are embedded, so you had better understand it because no one who does not understand the history and taxonomy of crap will ever come to know the difference between crap and pseudocrap and noncrap....”
“I always say believe for a bunch, and even if you only get half of it you are better off than believing for a little and getting all of it.”
“Do you ever lay off the crap or is it all bullshit, all the time with you?”
“So you believe in blood sucking fangers, but you don't believe in the existence of werewolves. What kind of narrow minded crap is that?”
“the more you stared up crap the more it's going to smell (/)”