“We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.”

“The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.”

“bringing up children was]like living with a bunch of drunks...you really have to be on your toes all the time.”

“...Whose souls, albeit in a cloudy memory, yet seek back their good, but, like drunk men, know not the road home.”

“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it doesn’t matter. This world is too goddamn painful to waste a second of your existence sober.”

“The only group large enough to handle," the world's biggest, "problems is the network of millions of local churches around the world. We have the widest distribution, largest group of volunteers, local credibility, the promises of God, the power of the Holy Spirit, and the inevitability of history.”