“I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.”
“I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house.”
“Bunkum and tummyrot! You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that. Would Columbus have discovered America if he'd said 'What if I sink on the way over? What if I meet pirates? What if I never come back?' He wouldn't even have started.”
“Jesus H. Christ. I have new respect for the female of the species suddenly.”
“I will go further and say all cats are wicked, though often useful”
“I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.”