“He'd write letters by the ream, if it was a capital offence!”
“A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose.”
“What begins with a capital letter, ends with a full stop.”
“WHAT? YOU AGAIN?' he shouted in capital letters.”
“By writing this, knowing that there was a chance he'd read it, i was up to my old tricks. Was I not sending an open letter hoping for some kind of response, in return?”
“Or rather, since Christians are so fond of capital letters, a Story.”