“Mr. Dick, give me your hand, for your common sense is invaluable.”

“I’m big on body language. If you give me the air hand job gesture, I might try to stick my dick in your closed, circular hand.”

“I tell you what, Mr. Fledgeby,' said Lammle, advancing on him. 'Since you presume to contradict me, I'll assert myself a little. Give me your nose!'Fledgeby covered it with his hand instead, and said, retreating, 'I beg you won't!'... 'Say no more, say no more!' Mr. Lammle repeated in a magnificent tone. 'Give me your'--Fledgeby started-- 'hand.”

“Documenting the reasons behind requirements will give your team invaluable information when making daily implementation decisions.”

“Your sense of judgement could use a dash of common sense.”

“Guys willing to hold your dick are a dime a dozen; save your hearts for the one who wants to hold your hand.”